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Jul

scnjedi said: I hate to break it to you, but it wasn't Willem Dafoe's dick in Antichrist. They needed a dick double because Lars Von Trier thought Dafoe's was too big, and audiences wouldn't find it believable that it belongs to Dafoe.

the-pietriarchy:

I thought that this was a joke at first but it isn’t and it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this month 

Hilarious Images Caught on Google Street View

eightn9ne:

soapytoast:

princesspuna777:

alycialin:

lishalovespenguins:

Wayne and Garth is the best

The boat one is my favorite!

Google found Waldo!!

yeah but the lady who breakdances everywhere

Hahaha this makes my head hurt. How stupid people can be.

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pleatedjeans:

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dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

(Source: butt-berry)

horror-and-the-macabre:

that smug ass look though.

horror-and-the-macabre:

that smug ass look though.

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warpedbyparamore:

Hayley’s Hair 2013-2014

sexualhobo:

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

yeah but like “i’m so hungry i could eat a child”

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria)

snack-king-forever said: I was wearing your tank top yesterday and went into 7-11 after the cashier stared for about 30 seconds she goes "Why is there a girl on your shirt but it says William?" So I go "Actually it says Willam! She's a fabulous drag queen, go look her up!" So hopefully she looks you up and falls in love

willambelli:

Thanks!

WILLAM

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

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Hamish, Harris, and Hubert: Transparent 

Hamish, Harris, and Hubert: Transparent 

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e-leutheromani-a:

wauia:

toxicfleur:

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG

i would so love to smoke in this

why have i never seen this beautiful makeout spot swing thing on this graceful website before

e-leutheromani-a:

wauia:

toxicfleur:

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG

i would so love to smoke in this

why have i never seen this beautiful makeout spot swing thing on this graceful website before

(Source: epic-humor)